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we're a different kind of people. we think the biggest global conflict is between collar poppers and non-poppers. we tan on a beach with no sand and our financial aid office serves no purpose. sunday brunch at the spit is a major event. the school newspaper is worth reading only because we hope that our dorm is represented in the public safety blotter. we might not know the name of the university president, but that's okay because we all know that jay wright runs the school anyway. we keep in shape by rushing the court at basketball games, and we know how to count two steps. our most prestigious society isn't a fraternity or sorority, but the group that gives tours to prospective students. we fear torn acls, the omelet lady, and being seen at saint joe's. we're not your average college kids...we're from VILLANOVA.


"Today we salute you, miss Alpha Chi Omega sister. You have looks, brains, and glamour, but most importantly, you have the class to back it up. Sure, frat boys may talk to other ladies now and again, but don't worry - their only dream is to date an Alpha Chi. With those pearls and that Alpha Chi Omega sparkle in your eye, you are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. You can party like a professional, yet still keep that frat-tastic class. If you're dating an Alpha Chi, raise your hand. If you're not, then raise your standards. Then crack open an ice cold strawberry lemonade you sexy Alpha Chi, and remember: There's only one way to go... and that's A-Chi-O."